Monday, April 1, 2013

+20/20Exp: Justin Timberlake is Grown & Sexy & Back & in Focus



Mostly, I'm just grateful.

I'm grateful because when Justin Timberlake puts out a new album, I somehow become a handsomer man. My clothes fit better. My feet dance better. My charms charm better.

That this handsoming effect is a mental one in no way diminishes from its corporeality. Have this album in your earbuds, and you project pretty. Project attractiveness out onto the world, and the world will see attractiveness.

Energy can be neither created or destroyed, only channeled, which makes Timberlake a superconductor, gathering an amorous confidence concentrate, channeling it into his pop-tunes, until finally unleashing it on the world like a Hadouken of swagger.

This Swagdouken isn't meant to inspire an army of popped-collar douches whose only pursuit is That Thing, That Thing, That Thiiing. It plays to something more genuine and authentic. It plays for the heart.

Throughout The 20/20 Experience, JT chooses imagery over subtlety, crafting a fully realized, lushly rendered romantic arc, from the inception of love to its pursuit and realization, until finally rounding back to explore the implications of its conception. This is Justin Timberlake's full-throated effort at making the most comprehensively romantic album of all time.

So thanks, JT, and to a lesser degree The Tennessee Kids, because your album is a far cheaper alternative than investing in an entirely new wardrobe, and a lot less draining than, say, exercise. And yet it awards a swollen sense of self-confidence to those that choose to believe in its love-propaganda, all the same.

Having listened through this album a few dozen times, some thoughts have been synthesized. A perspective or two has even been gleaned. What follows is a track-by-track analysis of Timberlake's latest grand ambition. Try not to fall in love during the discussion. Or, maybe more in keeping with the album's goals, do.

1) Pusher Love Girl


“Let's grow together.”


The Vibe: Pick-me-upped
The Move: Practice-dancing in a mirror

The album opens with string-section overture that evokes a majestic classic-era Hollywood-style romance picture. It is a grandiose declaration; “Expect big movements and big emotions. Have popcorn and makeouts at the ready.”The lights come down, the sounds swells, and the epic begins.

As a thematic mission statement for the album to which it serves as prologue, this song calls back to FutureSex LoveSounds, the lead track and namesake of JT's last release. Then, Justin himself was the attraction, representing a new brand of exotic sensuality he had discovered in worlds and times unknown, like a freaky-deeky Christopher Columbus. He was the pusher, pushing up on her. He was the seductioneer.

Things have changed. Here, Timberlake plays a more passive role. On this album he extends all of his efforts into building a rapport between the Singer and the Lover. These aren't characters in a narrative, they're roles whose specificity will come into focus throughout. Here, with Justin assuming the role of the addict, the entire power dynamic is inverted; this isn't a matter of JT using all his charisma to woo and win a lady. Instead, he's powerless, not only to the Girl in question, but also to addicting force of nature that is Love.

The song's playfulness makes the entire affair feel aspirational. It's like an open casting call for the One who will make the Singer feel addicted and transfixed and obsessed and unreasonable. This Lover, over time and tracks, will evolve, and the image of her sharpens, but here's she's just a thought. Someone, somewhere, out there, waiting to be discovered. And sung to. And be allowed to charge whatever she pleases for her futuresexlovedrugs completely free of fear of DEA interference.

The other statement this track makes, that heralds things to come, is its runtime. This album is pretty committed to the 7ish minute long song. It revels in its own excess every chance it gets because it knows it can.

Longer songs make for sexier songs. You aren't bored by the fifth minute. Unless you're doing it wrong.

2) Suit & Tie



"Why yes, I did invest heavily in bow ties before releasing this single."

The Vibe: Amped
The Move: Straighten the cufflinks

My feelings on the album's lead single have vacillated mightily since the first listen.

First singles suck. It is known. The first single will be the first one you come to skip once you've listened to the album in its entirety. It will be overplayed and played-out and become so ubiquitous you will forget why you ever liked it, or radio, or television (and its commercials) in the first place. That's not Timberlake's fault, or the song's fault; it's the fault of The Machine. The Machine is what gives shared/pop culture its agency, but its churn also perverts everything it touches, if we let it. Or when we become jaded.

So that's the world as we live in it. The Machine is going to do what The Machine is going to do. And given this context, and as if its mother was Skynet, Suit & Tie seems self-aware. It's an onomatopoeia; the song is exactly what it sounds like, and what it sounds like is a call-to-arms heralding the Return of the [Suit-and] Tie-guy.

Its runtime (shorter than all but one of the non-bonus tracks) and Jay-Z guest feature suggest a tacit acknowledgment of its relative weakness, or lack of substance, with regards to the rest of the album. Jay-Z is the most authoritative hype-man one could find, whose whole brand represents credibility. But he was also never above putting out commercial singles and letting die-hard fans find the juicy stuff on the record.

What makes Suit & Tie an easy song to target or get bored with is that it's so broad, which it was obviously designed to be. The only thing about it even nearly subtle are the cowbells(?). But it's worth remembering that when the song first dropped, the entire Internet was overwhelmed, immediately becoming a singular glass case of emotion. It was the musical equivalent of Arrested Development getting its fourth season- a euphoric breakthrough fans had anticipated as long as they could remember. So in the instant those horns started, and Justin kicked into his falsetto, millions of wishing-well pennies were cashed in. As soon as that first listen-through was over, though, there was no longer a return to herald. JT wasn't “coming” back; he was back. The song carried a message with a very short shelf-life. Nobody ever framed the Michael Jordan “I'm Back,” fax. Except maybe his agent. And Nike.

Beyond self-promotion, there is another function to this track. By focusing in so tightly on style and presentation, Timberlake is creating a permissive environment to house his/our vanity. This isn't destructive narcissism, it's just a touch of vanity to be indulged and allow to be motivated into enjoying a little game dress-up. It's a luxury, just like Jay-Z's inclusion. And as anyone who has even heard 16 bars of Watch The Throne is well-aware, the Jiggaman is indeed well-versed in luxury. It may not be the noblest statement a single's ever made, but it's also free of any sort of malice or aggressiveness. It's the good part of a Friday night, the optimistic part, not the entitled or conflicting or draining part of Another Amateur Night On The Town.

It's literally style over substance. And, every once and a while, JT assures us, that's totally fine.

3) Don't Hold The Wall


At least she'll always have this.
The Vibe: Inviting
The Move: Two-step with locked eyes for the better part of 7 minutes

So in music there's this entire cottage industry built on the legacy of Michael Jackson. This is a good thing, because, falsetto. This song makes a good case for why JT is a bit of a truer MJ torch-bearer than noted Michael-disciple Usher. Justin is All. About. The. Dance. With him, the dance *is* the seduction. Getting her to the floor to tap toes is the goal unto itself. With Usher, all that dancing in the back of the club is basically going down because that's the most efficient/socially acceptable route for him to get inside her. As R&B masters and sexual icons, they're both chasers, but where Usher's persona seems to relish the kill, JT's seems to favor the hunt. The dance. Timberlake's sexuality reads as more inferred, more patient.

That distinction and distance between the tools of seduction and the act of sex was a pretty defining characteristic of Michael Jackson's music. There was abundant sexiness throughout MJ's music, but not a lot of sex. This was a huge contrast to the contemporaneous work of Prince, whose use of sexual imagery was always so explicit and immediate. Michael was at his best basking in the iconic romance. He would've rather been the last pair dancing than the first one upstairs.

By this third track, Justin is primed to get his Lover off the wall and onto the floor. Producer/ JT-whisperer Timbaland also makes his familiar presence felt, unleashing his signature sound and rhythm while vocally instructing over the haunting, belly-dancing tune.

This is another instance where Timberlake effectively forgoes all subtlety in favor of a thoroughly resonant singular image. It's an invitation, Come dance with me, so our seduction can bloom. If it doesn't happen now, we may never make it happen. Don't delay, this song may be the only Moment, and once it passes we don't want to end up regretting what didn't happen....

Or, boiled down, Let's get sexy. And do it where they can watch.

4) Strawberry Bubblegum


This one's gonna blow up.
The Vibe: Mellow & infatuated
The Move: Hold hands and swing

So thus far, Justin has 1) defined what he's looking for in a partner 2) got himself appropriately done-up and looking the part for Game Time and 3) extended flirtatious invitations. Now comes 4) the actual bolt of lovestruck. It's still vague, so it's not love, not yet. But it's a heavy infatuation. It's innocent and ill-informed and blinding and real but ephemeral. The juvenile bubblegum imagery allows for unsullied innocent. Justin is 31, but falling for someone will make a 13-year-old out of any of us.

The specificity of the flavor evokes corner-store standards like Bubbleicious, which calls to mind the sorts of gum that pack bursts of fruit flavors in their candied centers. The shock of sugar erupts in a single explosive moment. It's a just morsel of a thing, and passes in an instant, but it's still exciting and entirely worth it.

Now, unlike that sort of gum, this song doesn't imply anything about losing taste after a few chews. And, in fairness, I think the gum described actually gets bland in less time than this song runs. But this song lingers in that single ecstatic moment of release and payoff, enjoying it for everything it's worth.

Things can only be new for so long. When they are, when potential is limitless and every unknown feels like it will have an exciting answer, that something is meant to be savored.

5) Tunnel Vision


“What was it, George? Birdwatching?”
“What, Lorraine? What?!”
The Vibe: Creepin'
The Move: Drink raised to lips while side-eyeing/ ice-grilling from across the barroom

Here's where The Singer's fascination transforms into fixation. Timberlake's music is generally super-inclusive, but this track allows itself an extended moment to wallow in his Male Gaze.

Does this song objectify the target in Timberlake's sights, his Lover girl? It hones in with such tight focus it's hard to totally ignore the sense that there's some leering going on. But maybe it's consensual leering? And if so, could one argue that a little bit of mutual objectification is a pretty fundamental part of attraction?

If Strawberry Bubblegum is about consequence-free attraction, then Tunnel Vision is about the weighty burden that quickly follows. Suddenly, it's compulsive. Things have gotten serious.

Timbo packs this song with such rich atmospherics you'd think the tunnel in question leads to an underwater level of Super Mario Bros., its synthetic layers lingering only slightly as they escape to the surface like bubbles. The presence of Magoo's better half on the hook is downright intrusive, like he's an omniscient stalker following JT's romantic exploits, making it more or less exactly like his performances in every one of Justin Timberlake's videos from Cry Me A River on.

I don't know if the looped vocals are saying “I dunno what you like” or “I didn't know she lied,” and I'm not seeking out the answer because I like that ambiguity. It plays both ways. Can you be “a little” obsessed? Is there an acceptable level of obsession with regards to romantic pursuits? Don't you HAVE to be a little obsessed with someone, especially in the early throes? Isn't that how you can tell the difference between meeting somebodies and meeting Someone?

Pretend I didn't say “obsessed.” Moving on...

6) Spaceship Coupe


#ScruffyNerfHerder
The Vibe: Starry-eyed
The Move: One hand on the wheel, the other draped over her

Hoverboards notwithstanding, the future has arrived. By every conceivable, non teleportation/levitation metric, we've got all the things we imagined ourselves to have when we projected out Future Visions. We've got the video phones, the voice-activated and touch-screen computers, the non-white dude president, all of it. As such, we're a little in love with space. It's the final frontier, after all, and given that everyone younger than the Baby Boomers was born into a world where space and the moon had already sorta been conquered, we get a little entitled in our expectations. So it's nearly reasonable that Justin Timberlake, a man of style and means, would see a Sunday drive through the stars with his future-girl as an attainable goal, or, at the very least, a worthy image.

Speaking of means (and ways), JT has a lot of them, and by this point in the album's romantic arc he is ready to share them with his Lover. A lot's been said about the luxury branding of this album, and there's nothing more luxurious than taking your new crush on a cruise in your made-up-interstellar-whip. And, I mean, didn't one of the N'Sync guys pay some exorbitant amount of money to try and go to space? Was that a Backstreet man? Was it Freddie Prinze Jr. in Ultimates?

After the frantic chase that comprised the album's first half, JT is ready to relax for a spell. Every other chapter has happened out in the open, in public, and now there's finally an opportunity for some intimate alone time amongst JT's spoils. Out of the spotlight. Under the starlight.

It's been said that this album hits a lull in the middle, and I'd say that if that's true anywhere it's here. The starry outro feels strained, comparatively. It's not rushing to get anywhere, which might be the point, but still comes out a little meandering. It's a daydream, so it's a harder thing to share in from outside the bubble.

7) That Girl


“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, 
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
The Vibe: Propose-y
The Move: Hop on a raised platform and serenade

To this point, JT's Singer has had a pretty broad view of his sought-after Lover. It was an open chase. Then there was a crush, sure, but crushes can be a dime-a-dozen. Bubblegum does come in packs, after all. And spending a nice Sunday together? Sure, that's intimate, but that's still a first-sleepover move. Here, though, JT's specificity snaps into frame.

The live-style staging of this song, with Timbaland taking the mic, MC-like, and introducing JT with his Tennessee Kids band, lets us know that this will be a performance piece. It's a rare instance where the listeners aren't meant to get up as a group and dance. Instead, the house lights are brought down and the spotlight directs our attention frontward. It's time for one man to take the stage and declare his love to one very special audience member. He's taking the risk, taking things public.

Up until now, every song has primarily been about trying someone out, or trying something out with someone. It's been a rehearsal, a series of tests to see what fits. Now a decision has been made. A partnership is in order, and this song is the very public statement made to cement that, to everyone within earshot.

It's entirely declarative; it's effectively a pointed finger, the “I'm With Stupid” t-shirt you wear when adjacent to your boo, free from boundaries.

And while it is meant to be performed in total openness, it only needs to be heard by one other. It's a highly exclusive promissory lullaby and a soothing assurance to a Lover that these feelings will not be fleeting.

That Girl is a song that ends on bended knee, assured that the payoff to the Singer's gamble guaranteed to pay out. A small box is opened. Tears well up, first in the Lover's eyes, then in eyes of the rest of the audience. Applause breaks out. Everybody wins.

8) Let the Groove Get In


Groove last spotted Getting In somewhere on the West Side.
The Vibe: Shamone!
The Move: Shamone is also a move

From its grooving premise to its expressive wail, Let the Groove Get In is where Timberlake allows himself to be his most Michael Jacksonest, maybe ever. Unapologetic, it fits in such perfectly harmony somewhere between Rock With You and The Way You Make Me Feel that I'm wary there wasn't some paranormal channeling or possession afoot.

After the last song, we know that his Lover has said “Yes,” and so it's time to celebrate. There's no more seeking in this song, it's time to partner up and boogie down.

It may be slightly out of the traditional order of things, but this track is perfectly crafted to suit the wedding reception. It starts with a knee, seated but rocking, that catches the rhythm. The knee straightens and soon the whole body is led to the dance floor, where a dance circle has quickly formed up, as people take turns sharing the spotlight.

C'mon (shamone?) everybody; join, sing, and dance and hand-clap.

The big horn blares, bringing with it an expansive Latin-swing energy. Drums bring a tribal element, which suits the scenario, as a wedding is, fundamentally, a ritualistic gathering of the tribes as a celebratory act of consolidation. It's love and family at its best, as big and broad and inclusive. And fun as hell.

As the song moves from rally to breakdown to closing fade-out, its Michealness only grows, until it is impossible to stop oneself from moonwalking, toe-standing, scarecrowing, finger-pointing-into-hand-snapping, and, eventually, inevitably, groin-grabbing.

If there's one thing JT learned from MJ, it's that whether rocking or grooving, it's best if it goes on all night long.

9) Mirrors


Right here all along.
The Vibe: Reflective
The Move: Waltz

Mirrors is the masterpiece of The 20/20 Experience.

The concert of guitars and keyboard herald the arrival of the procession, as the beloved gathering rises to its feet and looks for the white dress. It's got big sound, a slow build, and a realization of love that's been earned through life's journey. The Singer's courtship of the Lover is over, they are finally on perfectly even ground, eyes locked, standing before everyone they know and care for. These are the album's vows.

Justin once again disregards subtlety, revealing the song's purpose with both the video and the repeated insistence that “you are the love of my life.” Not a lot of room for interpretation there. This is why every song before now has been sung, in the optimistic pursuit of this only maybe-possible destination. And where That Girl was about one man identifying someone as his partner, this song is actually about the fruits of that partnership, the breadth of a lifetime's worth of shared experiences. To have and to hold.

While this is the album's consecration, it is not strictly illustrative of the moment-of-the-plunge, or even the honeymoon period. It's a justification (natch) for everything that has come before it, and everything that will come as a result. When Timberlake dons the eye-examining contraption he sports on the album's cover, the one that grants him the Power of Sight, in either temporal direction, this is what he sees. Fundamentally, this is the 20/20. Look, he says, we made it. We shared our lives and our souls and our experiences and it's the greatest thing we could have done with any of them. This is what we sought, strove for, fought for, mourn when it passes. It's the love that defines us, that personal and unique thing that, by its very definition, is singular to each of us. It is as much a reflection of him as it is of her.

This mirror imagery suggests at least a hint of narcissism. But if true love means being seen, identified, recognized, known and willingly accepted, then JT's hint of narcissism is no crime, so long as the judgment is mutual. He wants to “look at us [Singer + Lover] all the time,” so sure, self is a huge component of that, but it's only as it feeds the appreciation of the greater common whole. There is no love of another without love of self. It's how we know what to look for.

The length of this song, the second single released, which foreshadowed the album’s absolute rejection of brevity, felt too long on first listen. Frank Ocean's similarly expansive Pyramids had earned its length with its tonal and narrative turn two-thirds of the way through, and this one really just stayed and hung around. Out of the context of the album as a whole it made no sense, but within it plays perfectly. The love of your life is something worth that extra examination.

From now on, if I am at a wedding, and this song isn't played, I will quietly place a divorce-bet with one of the bridesmaids. And I will win all of those bets. Because to not play this song at your wedding is to not understand why you're having a wedding.

It'll have to be the naïve bridesmaid. Who will, inevitably, love this song.

10) Blue Ocean Floor


If, out of context, you recognize this, then you are personally responsible 
for James Cameron's insane level of wealth. And, therefore, Avatar.
The Vibe: Meditative
The Move: Drowsily spooning

The album's most musically experimental track is also its most thematically ambitious. Up until now, we've been lead through a pretty straightforward account of a love story. Things have gone from station-to-station. Blue Ocean Floor, though, is about something more conceptual, like JT is exploring the radio signal that love broadcasts into the infinities.

Strings play backwards and forwards pervasively as Justin ruminates on love's half-life. He's mediating on the eternal aspect of companionship, how its reach extends well beyond the lifespan of either partner, or even each pairing's individual bond. That it existed, once, is what grants it agency.

If it was ever real, then there is an aspect that is forever real. It's the taste of something that can't be forgotten, even after death of the love, or lovers.

Also, let's not put it past Timberlake to make the last official track on his album a veiled reference to the final resting place of the primary plot device of James Cameron's Titanic. In fact, let's expect it of him.

So spacey it even meanders, Blue Ocean Floor stays committed to its pursuit of this same vaguely shapeless and ephemeral idea/l. It regains its semblance of coherence at the end, as the dream ends and reality snaps back into place, and you're left trying to remember what happened.

But you can't, not totally, because it's something that only made consistent sense in the midst of the experience.

That, Justin Timberlake says, is what makes love so fascinating, and so worthy a pursuit. In retrospect.

BONUS TRACKS AKA Stay On Target...

11) Dress On

THIS SEEMS LIKE A PERFECTLY CROMULENT IDEA 
WITHOUT ANY POTENTIAL FOR DAMAGING REPERCUSSIONS
The Vibe: Frisky
The Move: Fool around in the coat room

The album's arc has finished. In ten songs it has more than proven its point. But since this is a show, and the Justin fans have all been so patient, it's time for a couple of encores. Nothing revolutionary, just a couple of compliments of the house to complimentary a few of the album's more energetic moments.

Turning its focus once again to classy attire, Dress On serves as a nice companion piece to Suit & Tie. But where Suit & Tie was about putting clothes on, Dress On is about taking them off, or rather, forgoing the disrobement entirely in favor of satisfying the absolute urgency of lust. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Timbaland bats in Jay-Z's spot in the lineup, setting aside the role of omniscient narrator to take a swing at the album's second rap verse.

This song's characterization of lust doesn't preclude romance; it treats it as a central component to its bargain. It ignores the noise, and delights in the sexiness and certainty of knowing looks shared in an elevator ride up to the hotel room. It's what grown and sexy is meant to look like in execution.

12) Body Count

The joy of my Body Count is in Zion.
The Vibe: Bye, Bye, Bye
The Move: Anything and everything thus far unused from the repertoire

Keeping with the bonus-track-as-companion-piece motif, Body Count serves as a counterpart to Let the Groove Get In. It's a pure hype track, and the album's most retro, its kineticism hearkening to JT's Justified and N'Sync days.

It's all finger snaps and shimmies and enjoying the last drinks and last dances. Rack up dance-floor stats, but do it in a way that matters. It presents like a bit of fan service, an added bonus serving as an appreciative thank you to patient loyalists, who just want to dance, but needed to be inspired.

LINGERING REFLECTIONS


So, after six and a half years, that's Justin Timberlake's The 20/20 Experience.

It kind of feels like a masterpiece.

Its arc, towards togetherness as the ultimate goal, culminating with its wedding motif, strives to make it timeless, something that will be relevant for as long as people stay hitching up and settling down. Its ambition outstrips whatever trademark Timbaland sound might pervade and date it, aiming for the ages.
So much of it is about the idea of love and the strength of our calls towards companionship. While it is never subtle in its imagery, it's deft in what a comprehensive case it made for love.

The album's journey, finding the love of one's life, proves its own point by illustrating why that pursuit is so worthwhile and fulfilling. In our lives, we hope, this will happen. And this, and this. Maybe, if the timing is right and the match is too, this will happen. If you're lucky, this will, too. And this is what we hope that the loves in our lives mean, after it's all said and done.

The reason I find myself feeling handsomer is because JT's work, like that of a few other crooners that serve as personal romance avatars- John Legend (new record in June!), Frank Ocean (channel ORANGE follow-up coming... good god, not soon enough)- is that its conviction reassures my values. I love it because when living inside its world I'm basically mainlining my own believe set. It's a map and a reassurance.

I believe in nothing like I believe in love (he wrote without reservation or embarrassment), and so does this guy. And it compels me and guides me and motivates me and wounds me, but I couldn't and wouldn't devalue or abandon it under any circumstances. I couldn't quit it like I couldn't quit food.

Of course I'm left handsomer. The just, honest pursuit of romance is what makes me the hero of my own story. I'm convinced it is the noblest pursuit of them all. And this 80 minutes reminds me.

Justin Timberlake sought to make a soundtrack for true love. I'm grateful he tried.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Boston, the Bruins and Me


Falling Hard



The beauty of sports is that they encourage polygamy. A marriage to one club in no way precludes a fan from a full and total commitment to anther club that bears the same city on its uniform. Seasons bleed into one another so that when one organization breaks your heart, another one is there to begin the mending process.

Over the past decade, the frenzied successes by New England sports teams have not just been an exercise in speed dating, but speed marriages, speed child births, speed anniversaries, and yes, hyper-accelerated heartbreaks. In the past 10 years, Boston teams have played in 13 conference finals, the play-in games that come before championship bouts, winning 9 of them, and have brought home 6 titles overall thus far. It's remarkable, unprecedented, and, frankly, still not enough.

Because nowadays, to be a Boston fan is to want them all. People can classify this as a positive, as the fan base is informed and passionate, or negative, in that some sense of entitlement might have fostered through the embarrassment of riches, but that sort of judgment sort of misses the point.

Boston fans have honed an eye for what it takes to win titles in sports, so when a team comes up short, we have a good idea why it happened, and when they pull through with trophies and rings, we make sure to appreciate it in its fullest.

The Patriots broke the modern championship seal, and went on to set the standard in excellence.

The Red Sox romantically broke curses amidst high drama that spanned generations.

The Celtics restored a revered brand to its grand pedigree almost overnight, reminding fans that, truly, anything was possible.

The Revolution, well, they existed.

But what to make of the Boston Bruins? What is the modern legacy for the team that faces a do-or-die Game 7 at home with a trip to the Stanley Cup playoffs on the line?

They're the only heartbreak left in town, with their last Cup win coming in 1972, and their last appearance in the series over twenty years ago. They were once the class of the town. Number Four Bobby Orr is as beloved as any sports hero. Their status as part of the NHL's Original Six gives them cache and authenticity in a league where franchises are sometimes perceived as disconnected from the sport and the foreigners that are paid to play it. After years of mismanagement and disappointment, their fans are as embittered and fatalistic as they come. They have all the makings of the highest drama sports have to offer.

The Journey

But sports don't take place in a vacuum. Every fan finds their own unique relationships with teams, sports, and seasons. Sports forge communal bonds, help us demarcate time in our lives, and do it dealing out equal parts ecstasy and agony. So when the Bruins play tonight, whether it makes sense or not, lives will be changed. And not just those of the players and coaches.

When the Patriots won their first Super Bowl, I was (nominally) a high school football player. I was actually, as mascot coincidence would have it, a Patriot. I watched the professional team alongside the same young men whom I watched play Friday nights from the sidelines. I would say I had about the same impact on the outcomes of both.

When the Red Sox made their run, which began when a 2003 team that seemed destined to break curses lost in as devastating a fashion as the city had ever seen, only to carry over its successes and baggage to the next year, ending with 2004's greatest-comeback-ever-seen to the same opponents, I was a student among a massive state university fraternity that first mourned, then celebrated as one. I literally fell in love during that first run to the World Series, and perhaps fittingly that love ran its course almost to the day that the Red Sox won their second championship of the 21st century.

When the Celtics decimated the Lakers for their title, I was a returned citizen to the city's urbane streets. I had been living in another city since graduation, but came home just like the NBA's Larry O'Brien trophy. Boston was no longer somewhere to be visited on weekends or for occasions, its city streets and squares were home.

Retrospectively, those titles have given my life structure. They feed into my own personal narrative, as I am sure they feed into others', (mine maybe more-so; I am somewhat obsessed). But I am still in no way sure what to make of these Bruins.

We've casually dated before, these Bruins and me. We went on low-pressure coffee dates in 2004, as I watched Joe Thornton and Sergei Samsanov's squad underachieve. They were given the same opportunity for a stake in my heart as every other team, but when the rubber hit the road, I, like all other Bruins fans, die-hard or budding potential ones, was left feeling like a burnt skidmark.

Iron cast doubt

Everybody loses in sports. But no matter what any cliché says, how you lose really does matter. When the Red Sox lost, it felt fated, as if it were part of the franchise's core identity. When the Patriots lost, after building a huge reservoir of successes to draw from, there was nearly always a clear explanation to their losses, because it was evident that all things being equal they were always the better team to take the field. With the Celtics, their storied history was so far back in the rear view that it was almost accepted that they would never reach that level again, so instead fans could kick back and watch the athletes' potential grow without expectation.

But what were we to think of the Black and Gold Spokes? What is their modern legacy?

That 2004 team was upset in 7 games by their most bitter rivals, the Montreal Canadiens. When they next qualified for the playoffs, in 2008, they were once again matched up against the hated Habs, and while this time the B's played the role of the underdog, they still fell in that seventh game. The next year they opened once again against Montreal, only this time they swept their way to victory in 4 games. This was thoroughly cathartic until they again lost in a game 7, the very next round, and this time on the Garden's home ice to a hockey team from Carolina. Because everyone knows all the best hockey is played south of the Mason Dixon.

This was a young team, it was said, whose stock was on the rise and whose best days were ahead. But while sports narratives are often predictable, they are not always linear.

But with the 2009-2010 team, the Bruins committed one of the greatest atrocities imaginable for a sports team.

For Boston fans, there was only one 3-0 series comeback that mattered. In 2004, the battered Red Sox lost Game 3 of the ALCS by an eery score of 19-8, putting them in an 0-3 hole against the indomitable Yankees. But then, in Game 4, Millar drew a walk, Roberts stole a base, Mueller singled off the most dominant pitcher of modern times, and before anyone knew what happened the Red Sox had won 4 straight games. It was pure, unadulterated sports euphoria. The Comeback for Boston, the Choke for New York.

Well, in 2010, the Bruins sullied 3-0. In the second round, against the Philadelphia Flyers, the Bruins won the first three games of the series. Not only did they have a 3-0 lead, but by the time the Flyers had won three straight of their own and the series was forced to a climactic Game 7, once again to be held at the Garden, the Bruins thrice struck first and took a 3-0 lead in that game.

And they lost.

Now 3-0 was a set of numbers that cut Boston fans both ways. Sure, it wasn't as iconic a loss as the win was for the Red Sox, but it was still there, haunting a team that had fought so hard to earn respect in a town where attention where attention was easily diffused.

There were no shortage of valid reasons the Bruins lost that series the way they did. A young team, a younger netminder, injuries to both bodies and brains, but ultimately, sports are a results-oriented business where final scores dictate final narratives. Yearly sports almanacs don't lie. The Bruins choked. By every definition

Redemption and attention

There are real monetary benefits to be had in Boston's sports market. Perform well, and people will notice. Sports television is a monster industry in this town, across media platforms new and old. Networks use teams and sports to compete with one another. Sports personalities stake out their territory and defend it like wild animals. Sports are about the games, presumably, but even when those are done there is huge money to be made in talking about the ways and wherefores of each result, because in this town when people say “everyone has an opinion,” it really means everyone.

Beyond that, attending games is a huge premium. Ticket scalping has gone from city streets to web markets, transforming the secondary market to a legitimate enterprise somewhere along the way.

So again, it pays to be good.

Fans are passionate enough to watch, listen, and pay for entry, but that passion can also breed hostility. You have our attention, the logic seems to go, so don't fucking blow it.

Well, the Bruins finally have everyone's attention.

After last year's ugliness, it was going to take some work to get back in this town's favor. Bruins fans felt like a spouse betrayed, they were open to reconciliation, but trust would need to be earned before it was given freely.

After an up-and-down regular season, the Bruins were once again pitted against the Canadiens to open these Stanley Cup playoffs. They hosted the series, and once again, before anyone could catch their breath, they were down 0-2 headed up to Canada. It looked like it would be a short run this year.

But the Bruins battled. They won the two games in Montreal, then took Game 5 in Boston, and after dropping their first chance to close out on away ice, and after surrendering a tying goal in the final moments of the latest Game 7 at the Garden, they took the game and the series on an electric overtime goal. Finally, after the last three seasons had ended in Game 7 losses, with the last two coming at the Garden, the B's had broken through.

With one albatross off the team's back, they packed up and headed to Philadelphia. Even when the Bruins won their first three games against the Flyers, ambient anxiety remained. They'd choked away control of a series to these guys before. Throughout the regular season management had cited that the team had made the second round of the playoffs for the past three years as evidence of its successes, but fans could only lament the inability to advance deeper, and if this year didn't end with demonstrable progress, heads would roll.

But the Bruins did sweep, which, again, in the tidy world of sports' narratives, perfectly forgave the sins of the previous year. Mission Accomplished. Sort of.

And this is where Boston's string of successes returns to the fore. The Bruins are playing deeper into the playoffs than they have in almost 20 years. They are playing later into the calendar year than they ever have before. The Celtics' season ended earlier and more abruptly than anyone would have expected, the Red Sox have underachieved, and the Patriots are mired in the NFL's obtuse lockout. That the Bruins have even booked another night of drama at the Garden should be enough. We should be grateful to even be given the opportunity to root for someone, anyone, with stakes this high at this point in the summer.

But being happy to be there is for losers. The Hub won't have it.

There is a team in Vancouver that is waiting to find out who will be its dance partner in this year's Stanley Cup Finals.

There is a 37-year-old goalie who has spent a lifetime trying to earn his respect. He has made the save of a lifetime, but unless he makes a few more, it will fall to the annals of history as another great moment that was not quite iconic.

There's a Norris Award winner who has been deemed an underachiever for most of his professional life almost exclusively because of the impossible expectations set by his 6' 9” frame.

There is an alternate captain that has been forced to fight concussions throughout his career.

There's a coach looking for a trump card to play against those who doubt his acumen and ability.

There's a forty-something looking for the icing on the cake of his Hall of Fame career.

There's a 19 year old top pick desperate to prove he is more than a flash in the pan.

There's a power play that is dangerously close to writing the wrong side of history.

There are these and a million more stories, all at stake, all on the line tonight. There are old men who care only for hockey who want that last return to the Finals. There are kids who will learn how to be a fan. There are blowhards that are eager to say “I told you so,” no matter the outcome. There are the selfish masses that want the final gem to be added to Boston's crown of champions. There are people that will fall in love, people that will find faith, people that break dishes, people that gamble, people who riot, and people who will do nothing more than read tomorrow's newspaper with a little more interest.

All of this hinges on a win or a loss. A break of the puck. A lapse, an opportunity capitalized or squandered, a hit made or missed.

I'm not sure what a win or a loss will mean to me. It will depend, I suppose, on how it goes. But I know it will mean something to me.

I look back on the teams I have committed myself to for the last decade, and I regret nothing. I got as much as I gave. Even the teams that failed, even the ones that choked, even the ones that left me in tears, I think, in the moment, and as I look back, I loved them all equally.

Maybe you think sports matter too much to Boston. Maybe you look at us and wonder why we put so much energy into things we can't control. But we know better. We know that by watching, we are in control. We know our attentive eyes can, in fact, change the outcome of games.

We've seen it.

Go get 'em, boys.

-Brendan McGuirk, Professional Boston Fan
5-27-2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

Re:writing




Don't worry, it's only been 2 years. It's not like an entire congressional term has come and gone or anything. I'm sure the world is more or less the exact same as where we left it.

There have been so many things that mattered. I wanted to weigh in when Michael Jackson died, or Ted Kennedy, or when the Tea Party's hostile takeover of American discourse went into full effect.



I was riddled with bullet-like thoughts and emotions when the Celtics twice broke my heart- first in the NBA Finals and then eight months later when they traded my all-time favorite athlete. Eminem released a new album, then another one that was actually good. I won two-out-of-three Ultimate Challenges (explain later). Hell, Marvel Comics even became a Disney subsidiary, and relaunched the one character I spent 20 years telling myself would be mine someday.

All this news came and went, and I sat silent. Sword sheathed. Gagged by my own inaction.

These things all happened. I'll tell you that my unshared commentary and insight were as informed as anyone. I've done nothing but listen. But I'm a loud-ass dude. Except when I let myself idle in a cloud of doubt, procrastination and self loathing. Then the remorse cycle starts and you hungry masses go unfed. No excuses.

Well watch out, motherfuckers. I am back, I am pissed, pent-up, and thoroughly finished with the passivity.

I'm in. Game's on.

Things are going to change. I'm overhauling the shit out of this site. Nevermind the fact that I've opened my browser to the exact same page and post for these last 20 months, the whole design is tired and not really conducive to what I'd like the site to be going forward.

Believe it or not, this is not the first time I've attempted to remount this horse. I've started and stopped a time or two, because, frankly, that's what I do sometimes. So I'll be posting those half-thoughts and rambles for the next few days, with minimal extra sussing. They aren't all gold, but there's no reason to let them be lost to the void.

I am sure this could read as lot of bluster. But, y'know, I need a little bluster in my game. For me, humility has only bred inaction. There's a reason I'm so drawn to egomaniacs like Kanye West- I recognize the power of foolhardy cocksureness. It's an inborn weapon. So consider me licensed to spill.



And, y'know, Kanye's only done one record since we last spoke. So it's not like THAT much has changed.

Don't touch that dial...

- Brendan Premium Grade Patrick McGuirk

Thursday, July 16, 2009

What I Buy Wednesdays PRE-SDCC TURBO EDITION

Pretty pumped for my virginal voyage to San Diego for Comic-Con International. It kind of feels like my comics equivalent of a sweet sixteen party. I’ve ironed my t-shirt tuxedo and everything. Okay, I might not have. I mean, who irons? Really.


Anyway, the comics’ pulse has risen to a cardiologist- alerting level in the time leading up to the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con. It’s even evident from the books. The publishers are rolling out the summer moneymakers. Everybody’s booked and stressed about whatever they stress about. It’s worse on Twitter! There have been dust ups that are honestly something straight out of the heat wave in Do the Right Thing.

That all goes a long way to say that this is a highly anticipated stack of comics for me, so dig up on what I bought Wednesday.

Blackest Night #1 (DC): I think only Geoff Johns fans get how good Geoff Johns is. I say this because I know people who don’t love his work, but do enjoy the spandexed genre fare, and it leaves me at a total loss. Because for my money, he does superhero stories as well as they’re done. His stories have scale and ethics and inventiveness and, frankly, spark. He just tells stories that matter, and the precision with which he manages the long-form stories of his universe’s corner amazes more and more with each installment. Blackest Night looks like a pretty solid bet to be the most fun story of this Green Lantern run, and it’s great to see the remarkable Ivan Reis getting a break on an “event,” book. It feels like, and is, his story to tell. This book is a totally innovative horror blockbuster that really makes for good comicery. Johns shows absolutely no remorse in killing his darlings, or, in this case, bringing them back. It’s always authentic, and it always matters. While this team has made a lot of this Green Lantern issues, they decidedly step up in the bright light of the moment. Both the imagery and the story are at a feverish pitch. Honestly, I’m just glad a comic this rad is coming out at all.

Creepy #1 (Dark Horse): I was pretty excited when Dark Horse announced this book at New York Comic-Con. It’s a shame they couldn’t convince Gene Colan to get involved, (more on him in a minute), but no matter, this comic’s friggin’ ill. Uncle Creepy brings the terror, tension, and, ah, terror in this horror anthology. Nothing I’ve read has ever made me feel more like a kid reading my uncle’s weird, seemingly dangerous comics. And Angelo Torres is fucking AMAZING. You’ll recognize his style immediately from pretty much every MAD spoof ever done. His story stands out as the high water mark for this inaugural issue, and the rest of the issue is pretty solid in and of itself. Basically, I’m just glad this comic exists. It’s throwback comics in the best ways.



Captain America # 601 (Marvel): It’s a shame Colan didn’t draw Creepy, but at least we got a horror story out of him this week. This was a beautiful out of time WWII horror story, and it’s my pleasure to report that the old dude’s still slick with a pencil in his hand. It was a big break from the recent hulabaloo surrounding this title lately, as it had little to do with the Captain America: Reborn issue that dropped as near to the 4th of July as you can in comics, or the unconventional release of Captain America #600, both of which I covered for Best Shots. Ed Brubaker has got some real mojo going right now, and as much as I’ve loved Captain Buckmerica, this issue did well to whet the appetite for the real Star Spangled Avenger. It really was a special issue, as the cover promised, as Gene Colan showcased his historic talents for a totally different generation of comics’ fans. If the Captain America title has to go away for a few months to make room for Reborn, this was a worthy send-off.


RASL #5 (Cartoon Books): It’s as if Jeff Smith is flipping off everybody who wouldn’t try Bone because of its “childish,” trappings. This book is smart, sexy, and only growing. Smith’s proclamation that it will be moving from vaguely quarterly to vaguely bimonthly is just about the best news I’ve heard yet, because I just want more of this book.






Wednesday Comics #2 (DC): I didn’t really get a chance to celebrate this awesome new series’ debut last week, but what a success this book is in the early going. Stripping the “books” away, leaving us with the high-grade purity of comics as the world was first introduced to them looks like the most inspired move by DC in recent memory. It’s a funny bit of reverse-engineering, as the first comicbooks were folded up newspapers bound on their spine, and now the process has come full circle. The format is a story unto itself, but the real meat of this project is the talent. The comics market is, generally speaking, character driven. Even when it isn’t, it is “name” driven by highly marketed talent. The point is, it is almost always “brand” driven. There’s always recognized commodity at the center. Now, there are names on this book as big as any in comics, but due to the format, Wednesday Comics is uniquely art-driven. The canvas is the artform, in a way. The ambition alone is worthy of tremendous praise, and the story’s aren’t too shabby either. This is basically like mainlining awesome comics.


Deadpool #12 (Marvel): Daniel Way has successfully transmogrified Bullseye and Deadpool into the Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny of the Marvel U. And it is very much duck season. All told, I think this series has leaned a little heavily on Dark Reign as it’ guiding light through these 12 issues, but I’m still enjoying it. Penciler Paco Medina has had his ups and downs as far as I’m concerned, but with his comedic range on full display here, he shows why he makes such a complementary cohort for the slapstick wit of Way. And trust me, the last page of this issue will bring out your inner Luke Wilson-in-Anchorman with an exclamatory “I did NOT see that coming!”


Incognito #5 (Icon): Well Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips, I hope you’re happy. Thanks to your tremendous work on Criminal, and the masterfully repackaged Sleeper series, you’ve fully addicted me to your wares. The only problem is, (and I mean this in the best possible way), all the other stuff you’ve done has left me feeling coolest on Incognito. It’s not that there’s anything wrong with this book, it’s got all the grit and tone of the other masterpieces. My issue is that, frankly, superheroes are the least interesting aspects of the collaborations. It’s the true-crime, the human element, that I find so fully engrossing. I suspect that, among other reasons, part of the intentions with this book is that it is somehow more commercially viable than, say, Criminal- it’s always going to be easier to get comicbook readers to buy stories with superheroes, or, in this case, supervillains. I’m all for anything that will get more eyes on Criminal, though, so I begrudge them nothing. Don’t get me wrong, this is still one of the best comics you’ll find on the stands today. But it’s not my fault Bru and Phillips have set the bar so neck-strainingly high. Also, I absolutely loved Jess Nevins’ essay on the history and influences of Fu Manchu. Like a true nerd, I love comics where I learn.


Amazing Spider-Man #599 (Marvel): American Son was the first story in the thrice-monthly era of Spidey that I felt completely tied to reading as it came out. The Joe Kelly/ Phil Jimenez teaming looked like it had the all makings of a modern classic. It was timely and current, sporting a mean Dark Reign masthead, and promising to fully utilize the premier Spidey villain’s standing as king of the world. It promised payoff for long-form post Brand New Day plots, marking a huge step for Parker BFF Harry Osborn. And it had even longer-form consequences, as Harry and Norman Osborn are the biggest Spider-Man characters that don’t wear webs, and it’s fair to say that their relationship will never be the same after this storyline. It was a big story, and it didn’t need to work too hard via marketing or tie-ins to convince you. Story-wise, I really loved it. Joe Kelly wove a great summer blockbuster for the Amazing title here. I couldn’t help but notice that his take on the cast is a tad more adult than his Web-mates, but that’s something I have no issue with. The only drawback to American Son was that after the promise of Jimenez’ outstanding lead issue, he was pulled from the project, I guess to step in for Simone Bianchi on Astonishing X-Menwith Warren Ellis. You can never blame anyone for taking up an X-project, never mind an Ellis collabo, but it did end up making this story a little less than it could have been. It pretty clearly showed the drawbacks of a near-weekly comic, as a horde of artists were required to keep the training running on time. In this issue alone the chores were split between Stephen Segovia, Marco Checchetto and Paulo Siqueira. Everyone held the line, and there were no poorly executed pages, but it’s always better to have a single artist tell a story than a team of them, unless there’s some in-story framing that makes it work. Anyway, such is the nature of the beast. Nobody bats 1.000.


And that’s where we’re at! Stay tuned, the next WIBW will be broadcasting live from San Diego, likely trapped under a pile of comics or something.